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Every golden owner knows the face: happy, confident and absolutely no plan. This crewneck sweatshirt says it for them, loud and proud.

  • Classic heavy blend crewneck
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
  • Unisex fit, made for couch time with your dog

Your dog has excellent taste. So do you.

SizeChest width (laid flat)Body length
S20 in 50.8 cm27 in 68.6 cm
M22 in 55.9 cm28 in 71.1 cm
L24 in 61 cm29 in 73.7 cm
XL26 in 66 cm30 in 76.2 cm
2XL28 in 71.1 cm31 in 78.7 cm
3XL30 in 76.2 cm32 in 81.3 cm

Gildan Heavy Blend, classic unisex fit. Measurements are of the garment laid flat. For an oversized look, go one size up.

  • Production: printed for you in 2–7 business days.
  • Delivery: usually 3–8 business days within the US after it ships.
  • Cost: Standard US shipping for this item: $8.79 (+$2.09 for each extra one).
  • Where: we currently ship to US addresses only.
  • Tracking: emailed as soon as your order ships.
  • Mixed orders: printed items and dog gear ship from different places, so they can arrive in separate packages.

Times are estimates and can run longer around holidays. Full shipping & returns policy

This item is printed just for you, so we can't accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. Please check Size & fit before ordering.

If it arrives damaged, misprinted or defective, email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund.

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Size guide

SizeChest width (laid flat)Body length
S20 in 50.8 cm27 in 68.6 cm
M22 in 55.9 cm28 in 71.1 cm
L24 in 61 cm29 in 73.7 cm
XL26 in 66 cm30 in 76.2 cm
2XL28 in 71.1 cm31 in 78.7 cm
3XL30 in 76.2 cm32 in 81.3 cm

Gildan Heavy Blend, classic unisex fit. Measurements are of the garment laid flat. For an oversized look, go one size up.